Der Plan

Isnt she gorgeous?

So suess ...

Hier ist der Ablaufplan fuer Mittwoch:

hi tobias. oh, i have come up with the best little stage show ever...i made our segment in to a sexy, fun little production.

when the set before ours finishes, and since you're gonna have your collar on, i'm gonna get up on stage and say, "Where's my little slave boy? Tobias...where are you???"

and then you come on stage. and i say, "I want to be serenaded in Spanish, Tobias!"and you say, "i can't speak Spanish Ma'am, I'm German."and i say, "I don't care. i want to be serenaded in Spanish. Sing me something."and you say, "yes ma'am!" and sing 'Paolo'then i'll say, "that was very nice, Tobias. and so is your collar. is that new?"and then i'll kinda walk around you and say, "i like your pants too. You look very nice tonight Tobias."

and then you start strumming 'Sweet Dreams' and i start singing. and i sing two verses by my self (mildly sexually assaulting and undressing you the whole time) and then we sing two verses together and then we sing the "i don't wanna be abused" part together 4 times...

then i walk you back to the top level of the stage to switch instruments. i will turn and i start walking toward the audience by myself with my head down, singing sad and low and slow the first part of Redemption Song without music. at the end of the first part, when i say "triumphantly" i am going to make a fist and put my hand up in the air.

that is your cue to start playing.i sing the second verse the way we've been practicing..all boppy and upbeat... and i will repeat the last line 3 times ("some say it's just a part of it, we have to fulfill the book.")then i stop and turn around. when i turn around, you switch to the chorus. don't worry about leaving silence. if i stop singing while you are in the middle of a bar, keep going and then switch immediately in to the chorus.

play one bar and then i will walk toward you singing, "please help me sing these songs of freedom, \'cause all i ever have - redemption songs." then we repeat it once together with music and once together without music (the last time we should walk toward the audience together and sing in to the same microphone... because then i am going to say,

"thank you Tobias. That was awesome. can you play me another song?" and you can say something like, "i might be able to do that...if you dance for me in that cage over there..." and then i look at the audience and say something (hopefully funny) and you come over and help me up in to the cage and

then i go nuts in the cage while you play your song...

ok..so read this a few times so you know what\'s up because this is the way we are going to be practicing it tomorrow. and i promise this will not be changed again and when we practice, this is exactly how it will be.

elle

xoxo